I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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