Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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