She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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