weddingsv make me drug and hornr
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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