So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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