I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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