So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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