so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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