My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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