At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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