could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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