Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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