TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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