I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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