So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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