Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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