If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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