jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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