Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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