If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
please come you make the beer taste better
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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