I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
farters have to be the big spoon...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize