I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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