actually, I'm a sock model
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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