YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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