Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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