I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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