Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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