Duck Duck Cougar?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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