Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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