Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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