i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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