She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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