Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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