so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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