operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
BRING THE BAGELS
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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