I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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