? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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