Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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