im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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