its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Randomize
