just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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