Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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