I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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