You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
OPIZZABONMYDICK
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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