Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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