It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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