It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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