around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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