So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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