Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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