Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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