STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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