oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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