I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Oh Jesus.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
tell me about the eggs
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