This girl is more easily done than said...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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